I woke up on the living room floor from an unplanned nap and Jay Leno was on my television, which is something I try to avoid. Worse, he was doing some sort of ‘comedy’ thing with Howie Mandel, who I guess needed a job. L. was asleep on the couch, and when she woke up a few minutes later, I asked her which was worse – the fact that Leno and Howie were accidently in our house, or that I was covered in my own drool. “Leno,” she replied instantly, “because you can be cleaned up.”