highlighted
looking for just the highlights? a few selected posts
- windswept
- things I evidently have difficulty learning
- spam subject line poetry
- consistently all wet
- fortunes in my wallet
- ordering instructions
- boston cell phone pie
Categories subject to change based on my mood.
amused
- yup, that’s my cat
- out in the magical world
- cowboy squirrel
- cnn has lost its mind
- a dog named grrr
- my address book is so ordinary
- horse sense
- life, liberty, and the pursuit of popcorn chicken with gravy on it
- kabooom!
- high honors
- yum. life.
- great blue shark
- best cart ever
- all souls welcome, but not here
- children’s frozen dinners can have strange instructions
- unfortunate sign placement
- a photoless caption
- howie vs. drool
- recent airport quotes
- spam subject line poetry
- no touch monkey
- fortunes in my wallet
- a sign of being domesticated
- boston cell phone pie
- five points
- glamour of show biz
- flame broiled
- on the money
confused
- asking the big questions
- elk for two
- arrr… errr
- signs of larger problems
- pimp my cadillac
- that’s not a vacation
dad
- the always-growing sad
- if only we could
- passing through
- other names for my 14 month old son
- new magical strawberry toothpaste
- birth, rebirth
- home is where
- flying dogs
geeky
glad
- international house of cookies
- new heights in domestic satisfaction
- paw-graph
- office jobs
- boston creme pie
- how to pick a sandwich
- walmart parking
mad
- vaguely irritated
- i wonder
- a billion darn its
- corkscrewed
- i want my hour back
- bad bad bee
- one hotel truth, one proposed hotel law
- children’s television disappoints dad, film at 11
- lite, bah!
- but they’re really really good fries
- there’s a giant plastic sunflower windmill, too
- 52,000 foot landing spot
- oscar
- ice tribute
- bad cheese
- one plate
- wallet retailing
- pie mafia
- top five reasons to leave you
- off my lawn
- commercials
- was i asking too much?
pun-ishing
showing signs of larger problems
- pinstripe
- is there a cmd-d anonymous?
- shear madness
- the latest thing
- manatee
- sad and sadder
- illegal redefinition
- getting fiber
- popular saying edited to match my reality #1
- even the bread was probably fake
- does it count if i use the same word 7,000 times?
- the internet is broken
- fear the chicken
- owning a house is great
- things I evidently have difficulty learning
- saturday savings time
- consistently all wet
- one more time
- valentine health tip
typing randomly
- cat water
- at the park
- the color of the light
- omniscient radio
- the light was still nice, though
- three plates
zen calm monkey
this category name made more sense on the old domain, but i can’t bring myself to change it
- pinstripe fedora
- sprung
- fencing
- smells like a promise
- windswept
- somewhere a clock is (sort of) ticking
- fall soap colors
- a sense of adventure
- in it
- lingering winter
- and back again
- more little good things
- ordering instructions
- morning rain
- what’d i say?
- measuring victory
- a girl and a family
- toasters
- combs