valentine health tip : detailed files

Even if you think Valentine’s Day is a crappy commercial creation of the card mafia, be assured that your girlfriend is an agent for that mafia. I won’t go into the gruesome details but wow, am I lucky to be alive.

This was published on 16 Feb 2005.
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