detailed files

• highlighted

  looking for just the highlights? a few selected posts

  • 2007.08 windswept
  • 2006.06 things I evidently have difficulty learning
  • 2005.10 spam subject line poetry
  • 2005.09 consistently all wet
  • 2005.07 fortunes in my wallet
  • 2005.07 ordering instructions
  • 2005.06 boston cell phone pie

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Categories subject to change based on my mood.

• amused

  • 2008.07 yup, that’s my cat
  • 2007.08 out in the magical world
  • 2007.08 cowboy squirrel
  • 2007.05 cnn has lost its mind
  • 2007.02 a dog named grrr
  • 2007.01 my address book is so ordinary
  • 2006.10 horse sense
  • 2006.06 life, liberty, and the pursuit of popcorn chicken with gravy on it
  • 2006.06 kabooom!
  • 2006.03 high honors
  • 2006.03 yum. life.
  • 2006.03 great blue shark
  • 2006.02 best cart ever
  • 2006.02 all souls welcome, but not here
  • 2006.02 children’s frozen dinners can have strange instructions
  • 2006.02 unfortunate sign placement
  • 2006.01 a photoless caption
  • 2006.01 howie vs. drool
  • 2005.11 recent airport quotes
  • 2005.10 spam subject line poetry
  • 2005.07 no touch monkey
  • 2005.07 fortunes in my wallet
  • 2005.06 a sign of being domesticated
  • 2005.06 boston cell phone pie
  • 2005.05 five points
  • 2005.03 glamour of show biz
  • 2005.03 flame broiled
  • 2005.02 on the money

• confused

  • 2007.05 asking the big questions
  • 2005.10 elk for two
  • 2005.09 arrr… errr
  • 2005.09 signs of larger problems
  • 2005.02 pimp my cadillac
  • 2005.01 that’s not a vacation

• dad

  • 2008.03 the always-growing sad
  • 2007.10 if only we could
  • 2007.07 passing through
  • 2007.06 other names for my 14 month old son
  • 2006.07 new magical strawberry toothpaste
  • 2006.06 birth, rebirth
  • 2005.01 home is where
  • 2005.01 flying dogs

• geeky

  • 2006.10 be kind, rewind
  • 2006.01 that pale blue dot is no moon, that’s… oh never mind
  • 2005.01 because i can

• glad

  • 2007.03 international house of cookies
  • 2006.03 new heights in domestic satisfaction
  • 2005.03 paw-graph
  • 2005.02 office jobs
  • 2005.02 boston creme pie
  • 2005.01 how to pick a sandwich
  • 2005.01 walmart parking

• mad

  • 2007.03 vaguely irritated
  • 2006.03 i wonder
  • 2006.02 a billion darn its
  • 2006.01 corkscrewed
  • 2005.10 i want my hour back
  • 2005.09 bad bad bee
  • 2005.07 one hotel truth, one proposed hotel law
  • 2005.06 children’s television disappoints dad, film at 11
  • 2005.06 lite, bah!
  • 2005.05 but they’re really really good fries
  • 2005.04 there’s a giant plastic sunflower windmill, too
  • 2005.03 52,000 foot landing spot
  • 2005.02 oscar
  • 2005.02 ice tribute
  • 2005.02 bad cheese
  • 2005.02 one plate
  • 2005.02 wallet retailing
  • 2005.02 pie mafia
  • 2005.02 top five reasons to leave you
  • 2005.02 off my lawn
  • 2005.02 commercials
  • 2005.01 was i asking too much?

• pun-ishing

  • 2006.09 why i shouldn’t be asked to help with homework
  • 2006.09 thought while getting a hot pocket out of my freezer

• showing signs of larger problems

  • 2008.04 pinstripe
  • 2007.08 is there a cmd-d anonymous?
  • 2007.08 shear madness
  • 2007.06 the latest thing
  • 2007.06 manatee
  • 2007.06 sad and sadder
  • 2007.03 illegal redefinition
  • 2007.02 getting fiber
  • 2007.01 popular saying edited to match my reality #1
  • 2007.01 even the bread was probably fake
  • 2007.01 does it count if i use the same word 7,000 times?
  • 2006.10 the internet is broken
  • 2006.10 fear the chicken
  • 2006.08 owning a house is great
  • 2006.06 things I evidently have difficulty learning
  • 2005.10 saturday savings time
  • 2005.09 consistently all wet
  • 2005.06 one more time
  • 2005.02 valentine health tip

• typing randomly

  • 2010.06 at the park
  • 2010.05 the color of the light
  • 2009.08 omniscient radio
  • 2007.05 the light was still nice, though
  • 2005.02 three plates

• zen calm monkey

  this category name made more sense on the old domain, but i can't bring myself to change it

  • 2009.06 pinstripe fedora
  • 2009.04 sprung
  • 2008.04 fencing
  • 2007.08 smells like a promise
  • 2007.08 windswept
  • 2007.04 somewhere a clock is (sort of) ticking
  • 2006.10 fall soap colors
  • 2006.07 a sense of adventure
  • 2006.06 in it
  • 2006.03 lingering winter
  • 2005.12 and back again
  • 2005.09 more little good things
  • 2005.07 ordering instructions
  • 2005.06 morning rain
  • 2005.06 what’d i say?
  • 2005.06 measuring victory
  • 2005.04 a girl and a family
  • 2005.02 toasters
  • 2005.01 combs